When You Run Out Of Monkeys...Improvise
Blinded by iniquity,
Choosing not to see.
Hoping that the path is clear
In case I need to flee.
No noxious nouns, nor vicious verbs,
Upon my earlobes glisten.
Nor near angelic antonyms,
Since I refuse to listen.
No longer from this belted bill
Spew phrases from the gutter.
It's cinched about a notch too tight;
Oh well...it cured my stutter.
Pinhole's Blog
Can one of these guys swim? My rubber ducky absconded to Canada with Barbie and a box of Pop Tarts, and I'm taking applications for a replacement.
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Sorry, Wolf, they're all deathly afraid of the water.
Just for grins, however, I looked up "abscond" and my version of Webster's actually references both Canada and Pop-Tarts. Curiously, there is not mention of Barbie at all. I think we have the makings of a conspiracy.
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Oddly enough, I hear the monkeys can swim - Speak No Evil just missed the Olympic team by a fraction of a point...
But the ducks, rumor has it, can tap dance.
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True, but finding shoes is a nightmare, never mind getting them tied.
Thanks for stopping by,
Pinhole
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Beautifully done!
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Thank you, Montucky.
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well done...
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