Just Prey...Or, How To Shoot A Rubber Band
Where sports are involved I'm a firm believer in a solid knowledge and command of the basics. Shooting rubber bands, as with any big game, requires a similar background. While you are probably more acquainted with domesticated rubber bands, which are plentiful and easily captured, rubber bands in the wild prove much more elusive.
This is why most experts feel the first step in shooting a rubber band, and possibly the most important, should be familiarizing yourself with your prey. Key elements in this area would be the rubber band's preferred environment, dietary habits, and mating rituals.
Once educated in these critical areas you will need to select the appropriate weapon and ammo for bringing down your unsuspecting victim. Take every precaution to insure that your arsenal is complete while being very careful to avoid excess. Remember, all of this equipment must be carried back to base camp along with your full game bag.
The next three steps are essential: Location, Location, Location.
You must select the proper spot to place the blind in accordance with your particular hunting needs. While crouching in your blind patience becomes imperative. I must also mention at this point that only natural baits may be used to lure the beasts within shooting range. Items other than newspapers and doorknobs are simply not sporting, and, if I understand the proclamation correctly, border on poaching.
You are now almost ready to outfit your own expedition. In future articles we will discuss alternatives to shooting; such as trapping and photographic safaris; as well as how to gut and field dress your trophy mount.
Happy Hunting!

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That's a tough question. I still haven't figured out if I can use my skeet gun to shoot trap, and if I did shoot one, what would I do with it? Now you bring up the question of what to use for shooting rubber bands. Maybe the same thing you use to shoot craps?
Going on safari these days is getting more and more complicated!
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Maybe you could just take your camera. You're getting really proficient with that.
I still recommend a pith helmet, though.
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Help! I jumped the gun and went and shot one (legally, I think.) Now I need practical advice on field dressing it. And what's the best way to display it? Do you offer 24-hour advice, or maybe a podcast?
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Uh oh. If I were you I'd throw it into the underbrush and run. Never mention this incident, again.
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A Pinholian podcast?!?!?! That's a brilliant suggestion! Clearly a goal for 2008 - the blog can go live via podcasts! My commute will never be the same!
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Your commute will never be the same? My guess is that everyone else on your bus has already made a similar remark.
Christ, now I need to think about podcasting.
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When my brother was in the third grade his rubber band gun miss fired and got the French teacher in the butt. Needless to say, it was his last shot.
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C'est la Vie.
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Nice post, i found it very informative and really subjective...
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