Okay, Class...Everyone Get Out A #2 Pencil
Today, we're having a Pop Quiz.
1. Name the pilot who died in a plane crash with Will Rogers.
A. Noah Wiley
B. Wiley Post
C. Wile E. Coyote
2. How many feet in a yard?
A. Several
B. 3
C. What was the question, again?
3. Which officer led The Charge of the Light Brigade?
A. Lord Cardigan
B. Col. Sanders
C. General Electric
4. A typical evening meal in the Orson Welles home would traditionally consist of:
A. Roast Duck
B. Steak Tartar
C. Cleveland
5. According to Webster's Dictionary, the definition of "Germane" is:
A. Bacterial Toupee
B. Relevant
C. One of the few, relatively, sane Jacksons
Answers:
1. B
2. D - Depends on the size of the fire (It was a trick question)
3. A
4. C - Ohio still misses that city
5. B
Scoring:
4-5 Correct - Give yourself a pat on the back...your chiropractor can use the business
2-3 Correct - Look up "average" in the dictionary. Chances are your photo is in the margin.
1, or less - You might actually be the brightest of the group.
Pinhole's Shop
1. Name the pilot who died in a plane crash with Will Rogers.
A. Noah Wiley
B. Wiley Post
C. Wile E. Coyote
2. How many feet in a yard?
A. Several
B. 3
C. What was the question, again?
3. Which officer led The Charge of the Light Brigade?
A. Lord Cardigan
B. Col. Sanders
C. General Electric
4. A typical evening meal in the Orson Welles home would traditionally consist of:
A. Roast Duck
B. Steak Tartar
C. Cleveland
5. According to Webster's Dictionary, the definition of "Germane" is:
A. Bacterial Toupee
B. Relevant
C. One of the few, relatively, sane Jacksons
Answers:
1. B
2. D - Depends on the size of the fire (It was a trick question)
3. A
4. C - Ohio still misses that city
5. B
Scoring:
4-5 Correct - Give yourself a pat on the back...your chiropractor can use the business
2-3 Correct - Look up "average" in the dictionary. Chances are your photo is in the margin.
1, or less - You might actually be the brightest of the group.
Pinhole's Shop
Can I claim partial credit if I used my shoe size to help determine some of the answers?
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If that actually helped, Wolf, I think it should count as extra credit.
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I actually got one right. Shoot me now.
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Congratulations! Since you got one right, you get your choice of caliber.
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Unfortunately, I found my picture in the dictionary next to Bacterial Toupee.
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That was you?! You're probably due for a trim.
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These look like the same questions I saw years ago on my SAT test. No wonder they reeked of deja vu.
TF
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So these questions reminded you of your SAT's? If you don't mind my asking, on which planet did you attend high school, anyway?
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