An Absurd Week - In Verse
SUNDAY
We’re working on the Sabbath;
Just contemplate how odd.
We’re pacifying management,
While pissing off their god.
MONDAY
He spawned a new persona
That’s fond of wearing tights.
Don’t condemn him, after all,
He’s got his “Sybil” rights.
TUESDAY
Legs are such a marvel,
Yet, somehow incomplete.
They never seem to stray too far,
Without their friends…the feet.
WEDNESDAY
The government said that I can’t,
Go to school on a federal grant.
So to raise needed funds
I crossed as’prin and mums,
Now I’m stuck with a medical plant.
THURSDAY
We have no use for intellect;
Nor logic, rhyme nor reason.
If someone starts to make some sense,
Chances are, they’re teasin’.
FRIDAY
It’s Friday, and my socks don’t match,
But neither do my feet.
The right one’s shaped like Arkansas,
The left one keeps the beat.
SATURDAY
My candle’s seeing double.
The midnight oil’s aflame.
Someone put the cat out
Before she does the same.Pinhole's Shop
What would it take to get you to do the same every week? Life needs more absurdity... said the whiting to the snail.
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Probably more, and sustainable, talent would do the trick...he replied, cautiously.
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Wow. And I thought my week was weird because I had to buy breakfast cereal twice.
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What kind of cereal? The fate of the free world may hinge on this.
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Corn Chex, of course. The Breakfast of the Downtrodden. Who knew the offspring would've developed a liking to it? I fear for his future.
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I've had weeks like that too. Most of them have been, actually. First time I realized that management had a god though.
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At most companies management personnel just take turns. I think they're on a rotational god schedule.
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Loved this, Pinhole - and would love to see more.
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Thank you, Sharon. I'll rummage through my psyche and see what I can find...so consider yourself warned.
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I always anticipate being entertained and you have yet to fail me. Good stuff, Pin........
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Thank you, Ms. Zola, you're much too kind.
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Greetings from Moldova!
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It would have been willing)
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Greetings from Moldova!
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