A, Mercifully, Brief Fictional Movie Review


This month's alternative movie review is a lavish update of the lives of Marie and Pierre Curie, incorporating corruption and scandal in the African citrus industry.

Produced by MINUTE MAID®,
"Pulp Free" co-stars John Travolta and a 3-month-old lion cub named Elsa.

When purification experiments go awry and Elsa dies of botulism, Travolta sinks into despair and ultimately turns to a life of crime.

Though a critical success, commercially this film is a virtual unknown.  It seems that excellent screenwriting and direction, plus stunning cinematography could not erase from people's minds the years of media saturation with "O. J."

I'll have to give this movie “Two Bottom's Up”.


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