It's time someone spoke out against a scourge that has plagued mankind for generations.  Disguised as innocent recreation, or a social pastime, it is, in fact, a powerful brainwashing tool.  A manipulative, mind-bending method of twisting our young people's thoughts, and organizing these youth into masses of mindless followers, a little too eager to be accepted.

By now, I'm sure you have deduced the object of my scorn:

Ballroom Dancing!

Admittedly, at first glance, Bingo and talk show hosts appear to be the greatest threats to society.  However, upon closer examination, the more subtle forms of coercion, such as Arthur Murray breeds, will truly sound the final death knell for civilization, as we know it.

A Waltz record recently confiscated from one of these studios, and played backwards, was even found to reveal a recipe for Devil's Food Cake.  How much more proof does a rational person need?!

If we are to spare future generations from this deception and control we have but one hope:

The Hokey Pokey.

Similar in appearance to ballroom dancing, without the caustic mental after-effects, it can provide the means by which we put our children back on the road to freedom.  Don't delay.  Enroll your son or daughter in classes today.

Cy Cottick
Proprietor & Head Instructor
Hokey Pokey Dance Studios

The preceding editorial does not necessarily reflect the view of this blog.

If you have an opposing viewpoint, please send it to:

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c/o Herschel Gloveknott; Fictional Scapegoat,
O’Rourkeville

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