Milne Around
My physician enjoys the classics,
And often he’ll charge by the word;
Exchanging his service for fables,
Those written for children preferred.
The ones with the bear are his fav’rites,
With Eeyore and Piglet and Owl;
At home in a wood of three acres,
Where Tiggers and Christophers prowl.
He took out my stitches on Thursday,
A day before payday, you see;
But I brought along a collection
Of tales as a substitute fee.
So Doctor said, “Read me a story.
A short little passage will do.
No time to relate the whole epic,
Just give me a sample of Pooh.”
And I am assuming you gave him just what he was looking for?
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Nah. I'm a pretty poor reader.
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I hope that when you do all your paper work, you make it 2 ply!
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Charmin' comment, FF&F.
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You gave me a grate idea!
When Dr. White inquires,"How do you feel today?" I'll just stand straight up, dawn a toothless grin,and politely head for the door. Turning with a wink and a nod,"It's all in the bag Doc."
The aches in my tummy have not gone away for a long time. A prescription of, "gut busting laughter just might d the trick.
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I'll see if I can find a link to a humorous blog for you. And I hope your tummy feels better, very soon.
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I think we need more doctors like yours; and more literature like that.
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I need to find a dentist, now, that will work for daily quotations.
Thanks.
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If surgery is needed, you may want to go to Dr. Sews.......
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I'll keep it in mind, but I think maybe you're just needling me.
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