Me And Julio, Down By The Ice Floe
Posted by Pinhole at 11/16/2008 12:36 PM 
Categories: Julio Iglesias, Enrique Iglesias, Images, Global Warming, Humor
Categories: Julio Iglesias, Enrique Iglesias, Images, Global Warming, Humor
I’ve been hearing, for some time now, where global warming has become so severe that the Iglesias’ are melting at a rather alarming rate.
Whether this involves the entire family, or just a few members, has yet to be determined.
Apparently, the whole clan resides somewhere north of Greenland and the musical climate has become intolerable. If the two most popular Iglesias’ are lost, the flow of tears from prepubescent girls, women over 50, and men who prefer a nice makeover to a satisfying belch, could have dire effects; but critics disagree over the impact to Earth’s coastlines.
Aside from a dearth of sappy love songs on AM radio and a lull in the sale of wool caps, the far-reaching consequences of this pre-evaporative state are still unclear.
But, as yet, there has been no other rational explanation for the disappearance of Enrique’s mole.
I suspect the consequences would be as far-reaching as slightly south of far-northern Greenland.
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That might be exaggerating things a bit.
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