Just A Few Short Notes
Sometimes I warble while I’m bathing,
Much to Gwen’s chagrin.
She pleads with me, through moistened eyes,
To cease that awful din.
I lubricate my larynx with some soap,
But never lye.
And only if I find the notes are hanging
Much too high.
And Freud would have a heyday with some notes
That I’ve released.
They’re lower than a lawyer with its forehead
I hit a lemon, now and then, so that’s
When Gwen objects.
She clears her throat to speak and with
Affection interjects;
”I know I’m just a cat who lacks the
Proper music cred…
But I’d be much obliged if you’d scoot down,
AND SOAK YOUR HEAD!”
I love the illustrations, Pinhole. I bet you had a lot of fun putting this one together.
And by the way... that Gwen is one eloquent cat.
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You know me, I always plan on having fun.
And Gwendolyn says, "Thank You".
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Notable!
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Or should I have said Note a Bull?
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Probably. That would be just like you.
Thanks.
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Very enjoyable, Pinhole! You know, you could do a syndicated cartoon series with your humor, poetry and the vehicle of the notes!
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Thanks, Montucky. I know virtually nothing about syndication, but may check into it now.
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I have noted this post down in my notes as worth noting. I think you might be missing a footnote or two, though.
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Happy now?
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