Coming Thoon!
Posted by Pinhole at 10/27/2009 4:22 PM 
Categories: parody, Writing, Images, Books, Humor, Arts
Tags: Graphics Writing Humor
Categories: parody, Writing, Images, Books, Humor, Arts
Tags: Graphics Writing Humor
Thtorieth abound…thorry, er…sorry. Stories abound. Tales of clandestine societies with incalculable influence over the founding of The United States of America. Patterns of intrigue weaving themselves around a profession as old as civilization.
Fact
Sewing harkens back to the Paleolithic Era.
Originally, needles, like weapons, were manufactured from bone, ivory and thorns.
A child playing under a quilting frame in the basement of a Methodist church, while his Grandma pieced the item together with the rest of her guild, who bashed his shin on the leg of the frame and muttered, “Dammit!”, should have really considered, “Harken”, or a short prayer of some sort.
(Watch this blog for a possible Prologue.)
I keep coming back to see if Thimble is going to go towards Roosevelt or Swan Flats! I need the Prologue, or perhaps the rest of the Thory! I think you've finally lost me Pinhole!
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I think I lost everyone with this one. You're the only one who seems to have any interest at all. So just for you I'll post a prologue later today, and then maybe I'll be done with this little parody. Thanks for commenting, though!
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Didn't lose me, I've just been swamped at work. I think it's great. I don't know anyone who does a parody better than you, Pinhole. How is it you are not writing for Saturday Night Live? (I assume it is still on the air, but I've been away from the States for a long, long time.)
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Thanks, Shelly. And I haven't watched SNL for decades. I assume it still runs...probably itself, into the ground.
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Great. Trust yourself,you will make it! Come on!
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Its quality portal. I found it on google. New Hidden object Games and Mah Jong for gamers plus best Download Free Games tricks, and new Truck Games, Cannon Runner.
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Wow!, this was a real quality post. In theory I'd like to write like this too - taking time and real effort to make a good article... but what can I say... I keep putting it off and never seem to get something done.
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You certainly deserve a round of applause for your post and more specifically, your blog in general. Very high quality material
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