Take My Soul...Please.
Categories: Souls, Sales, Images, Tribute, Humor, Arts
Tags: Sales Business Tribute Humor
Given the growing intolerance of our society, and the irrational fascination with celebrity, I find that if I am to continue living in the United States I no longer have need for a soul. Therefore, I’ve decided to sell it…a piece at a time.
To insure the devil doesn‘t get his grubby paws (or cloven hooves, whatever) on it, I’m offering these parcels at a reasonable price to the general public.
A portion of the proceeds will be directed toward efforts promoting global cooperation and glorifying adequacy, as I see fit. I’m keeping my conscience.
Be the first on your block to own “Pinhole’s Soul Patch”
(Not seen actual size)
A steal at only $1.95 $2.95 Autographed
Tell your friends! Tell your enemies!
At this point, it really doesn’t matter.
Affectionately,
Pinhole
do you have accept paypal?
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Yes, indeed, FF&F! Just click the "Buy Now" button. That's who sponsors that button.
Thanks!
Pinhole
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then make mine autographed, I want it certified that I have an interest in your soul!
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FF&F- If you buy all of Pin's soul, you can do whatever you want with it. I suggest asking for a bulk discount. And perhaps the pieces should be numbered?
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Quit giving him ideas WV.
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Consider it done.
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Pin, I have not received my soul patch. Are you waiting till you can do a mass mailing?
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Sorry about that FF&F. I've had printer problems. If they're not resolved within a week, or so, I'll give you a full refund.
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You know I'd rather have your soul!
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Good page!
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Interesting man, it is certainly possible on raznomu about him to talk, but reading such interestingly. But also interestingly to honour that people think about it. Very different opinions therefore turn out interesting comments. Attitude toward the sale of the soul causes contradictory judgements, usefully to know that about it think people.
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It is really interesting and valuable post! It is very entertaining and amusing. On the one hand it is nonsense to sell your soul, but one the other hand this post makes us think about who we are and what the purpose of our life is! Thank you a lot for sharing.
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I was thinking of exchanging mine for some Girl Scout Cookies...but, then you have shown that there might be a market for these things. Would Amazon consider taking them as payment, I'm wondering?
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Possibly. Contact them and see what you can get. Good to hear from you, Count. I hope things are going well.
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All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
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Pretty good post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed reading your blog posts.
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Thank you very much for your post.I enjoy it，A great article.
I agree with most of what you’re saying here and the way you’ve presented it is awesome.
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